You say Halloween, I say Samhain

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Several years ago, as a young and curious San Antonio Express-News police reporter investigating occult crimes, I became the guest of a group of Texas-based Wiccans. 

They allowed me to witness their moonlit Samhain observance in an isolated oak grove — candles, Athame (a ceremonial blade), hoods, cloaks and all — to demonstrate they merely honored the seasons, nature and nothing more. 

My tie and the coattails of my London Fog flapped in the wind while I silently watched this very solemn religious ceremony. 

The ritual, which tradition says marks the day when the veils grow thin between the worlds and departed ancestors are permitted to visit their loved ones, harkened back to the traditions of my own Celtic ancestors, before the Roman Empire began to christianize Great Britain. 

Samhain is the start of the Celtic new year. It marks the end of the harvest.

Today’s Halloween comes from the efforts of the Holy Roman Catholic Church to blend the Christian All Hallow’s Eve with Samhain. 

Though a steadfast member of the worldwide Anglican Communion, I came away with a newfound understanding that pagan traditions don’t equate with Satanism or ritualistic violence, which I had written about concerning other cases. 

The experience taught me that bell, book and candle aren’t necessarily the signs of  a crime. 

No criminal enterprise occurred, no laws were broken and the Wiccans paid a fair lease for the land from a sympathetic — and Christian — Texas Hill Country rancher.

It also made for another great front-page story, with the blessing of my editor Jesse Clements. 

Not surprisingly, there followed angry letters from some readers who didn’t think the paper should have promoted “witchcraft.” 

These days, anytime I see a bumper sticker that says “Blessed Be,” I smile a little.

My top 10 favorite horror or dark-fiction novels or stories

(In no particular order. Are these are on your list?)

1. “Last Days” by Adam Nevill

2. “The Ritual” by Adam Nevill

3. “Neverwhere” by Neil Gaiman

4. “‘Salem’s Lot” by Stephen King

5. “The Shining” by Stephen King

6. “The Exorcist” by William Peter Blatty

7. Almost anything by H.P. Lovecraft, but especially “At the Mountains of Madness” and “The Call of Cthulhu”

8. “The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger” by Stephen King

9. “The Hellbound Heart” by Clive Barker

10. “The Scarlet Gospels” by Clive Barker

Not as easy as it looks on TV

So you want to be a reporter covering crime stories?

Can you listen to the screams of a man trapped in a burning car as he’s cooked alive? 

Do you have the oratorical skills to calm a grief-stricken mother long enough to borrow a photo of her teen daughter fatally shot just two hours earlier in a gang drive-by? 

Can you stand with dry eyes by a firefighter while he weeps over the 12-year-old boy whose lifeless body he just pulled from a smoke-filled home? 

Do you have an answer ready when a distraught father asks why his son would kill himself in front of his classmates? 

How are you at handling shotgun spray as you dive behind a parked car during a siege? 

The best horror stories are inspired by real life.

Thomas Edwards

Can you walk through the housing courts at 3 a.m. knocking on doors to find the family of a fugitive gangbanger? 

Does an exploding tanker truck or collapsing building that knocks you on your back rattle your nerves? 

What about the roaring boom from a crashed cargo plane as the resulting heat wave washes over you out on the tarmac? 

How about exposure to toxic gas when a refrigeration plant burns, leaving several dead? 

Do you mind wading through chest-high waters and floating red-ant mounds to get an interview from families stranded in their homes by a record flood? 

Does having your news vehicle lifted and dropped into a ditch by a tornado shake you? 

Do you run toward a hurricane, not away? 

Are you prepared to interview a mass murderer who executed teen girls in cold blood and not bat an eye no matter what he says? 

And, facing all of this, can you under extreme deadline pressure spin a captivating, accurate yarn that follows Associated Press style? 

If so, you might do a halfway decent job. 

(These are all based on my own experiences).